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A Wrong Time Ago
In A Citay Not Far Enough Away
© 2018 James LaFond
APR/6/18
Anthony Knossos and the 2nd Race War of Drone Baltimore
I am only beginning one new fiction project this year. And I probably won’t write it until October.
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Post Drone Baltimore rose from the ashes of The 1st Race War. But now, in the world of Skulker Jones, Baltimore is an open city, except that guns are not allowed. Every light pole and decommissioned telephone pole has an antigun drone, which will descend upon a gun user, disarm him and zip-tie him, leaving him for the 50 million rats that are now the real inheritors of Baltimore…
Enter Anthony Knosses, son of a Diner owner, sent into the infamous Harm City to apprentice on Big Ron’s Dindu Grill truck. You see, since the auto-famine, cannibalism is in and ebony is the prime cut of humanity. Anthony must learn the trade of dindu hunting on Big Ron’s pickup truck, alongside the harpooner, Old-Ass Jay, the dindu wrangler, Mescaline Franklin, and Big Ron himself, who is in lethal competition with five other dindu-harvesting Crews:
-Kebmo en WrayWray’s Fried Fool Van
-The Redneck Negro-Lover Dodge Spam
-The Korean Kimchi Krew Panel Truck
-The Sharia Halal Mogul Tow Truck
-The Somali Khat Squad Hummer
There will also be special appearances by Sea Daddy, Jeremy Bentham, The Checkered Demon, Carbon Mike, Tony Cox, Ishmael and other big game hunters from around Post-Famine America, in what is sure to be the most racist, politically incorrect, misogynist, pro-gun celebration of the Urban American experience ever committed to the fickle wind of pulp fiction.
If you are a guest author on this site and would like to be featured as a brutal caricature of yourself, just sign up for the dindu tag lottery in the comments section below.
Expect the first installment in October 2018.
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Tony Cox     Apr 6, 2018

Holy shit! This is the best premise ever conceived for a book!
Lynn     Apr 7, 2018

I would like to be excluded from this project, thanks in advance.

Also, how about special fictional privileges for donations?
Bruno Dias     Apr 9, 2018

I'm totally buying this book!
Inspector Ratchet     Apr 15, 2018

I would like to be in this book!
James     Apr 15, 2018

With your entire van of mechanical devices—a pulled pork motif I think...
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