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Do Real Men Eat Pussy?
By John Saxon

No, what a waste of time. Real men make money, and with that comes freedom and power. It is good; bathe in it if you can.

Was it Bobby Gelding who said that the best sex only took five minutes? Female orgasm; female boregasm. I could not find the quote with extensive research on the net totalling one minute, breaking all records, so let the quote henceforth be mine. Or, was it this guy:

“Evan Rachel Wood called out Grammy-nominated DJ and producer DJ Khaled for saying in a recently resurfaced interview from 2015 that he doesn't perform oral sex on women because the man is king.

In an old interview with "The Breakfast Club" radio show, Khaled made controversial statements regarding women, saying that they needed to "praise" their men, especially if he is the breadwinner of the family.

“A woman should praise the man — the king,” the 42-year-old music producer said. “If you holding it down for your woman I feel like the woman should praise. And a man should praise the queen. But you know, my way of praising is called, ha-ha, ‘How was dinner?’, ‘You like the house you living in?, You like all them clothes you getting? I’m taking care of your family, I’m taking care of my family…’ You know, I’m putting in the work.”

No doubt Rachel has a very nice pussy, but still, I would decline the offer of going fishing in that watering hole.

If a man works all day to get money to buy her things, as Lemmon and McCucky sang, then when he gets home he expects the toy boys to be all long dusted and kicked out, and a hot roasted dinner be on the table ready for him to eat. Big colon-causing cancerous meat, swimming in gravy, with potatoes and peas begging for mercy. He does not want to eat pussy after that, because it is not safe to, for vomit comes easily. Rather, the man of the house glugs down jugs of sweet wine, then seeks a quick, violent release, then rolls over for snoring and a night of sleep apnea.

“As many as 65 percent of men and 55 percent of women will have an extramarital affair by the time they are 40, according to the Journal of Psychology and Christianity. A Christianity Today survey found that 23 percent of the 300 pastors who responded admitted to sexually inappropriate behavior with someone other than their wives while in the ministry.

In Dave Carder's and Duncan Jaenicke's book, Torn Asunder: Recovering from Extramarital Affairs (Moody), Carder notes that adultery and divorce rates in the evangelical population are nearly the same as the general population in the United States. Being a Christian does not lessen our chances of having an affair. Through his counseling experiences, however, Carder has found several "shared threads" woven throughout the experiences of married couples who become tangled in an affair. These patterns can serve as warning signals that married couples should be alert to.

My friends, brothers, now that you have finished shitting on me in the comments section, you had better check what lovey-dovey got up to while you were busy working … check cell phone call history/call log, credit cards etc., just to be sure. Good luck.

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JosefMay 17, 2018 7:44 AM UTC

(((They've))) got us sodomizing women routinely, so tonguing vag holes and ass holes is natural progression I guess. Would I do any of these things, nooooo. I'm a man not a dog.
BobMay 16, 2018 7:33 AM UTC

@ Tony:

Agreed, that's financial vasectomy.
BobMay 15, 2018 7:45 PM UTC

An Mohammedan who won't go down on a woman but who owes his fortunes to Sony Music Entertainment of New York? Strange days, these.
BobMay 15, 2018 7:30 PM UTC

Can we agree that this topic is passé and instead ask why the ciulture-shapers are now busily pushing anilungus, both distasteful and unhealthy?
PRMay 15, 2018 1:01 PM UTC

I don't think it's necessary to have an opinion on this. I do it. I guess I'm not a real man. DJ Khaled's mindset is, in general, right though. Western women are encouraged to be unsubmissive and ungrateful. DJ Khaled should start taking care of his health so his dick works as he ages.
Tony CoxMay 15, 2018 11:49 AM UTC

I’d like to politely disagree with a few of the points made here. A “real man” does this, or a “real man” does that, seems to imply that there is but one type of “real man”. A biker once told me “I won’t ever eat pussy man, dudes get throat cancer and shit, fuck that.” Ok, that guy made a valid point. But if the idea of eating pussy makes you afraid that you may vomit, I think there might just be some deep seated psychological issues manifesting themselves there. Why is it that the fellows who complain about the smell of a perfectly healthy vagina are usually also the same dudes who have an intensely violent hatred for homosexuals?

23% of pastors admit to fucking around while part of the ministry? I bet that’s a higher rate than truck drivers.

So much of this post seems like the ravings of a materialist. Being the sole bread winner seems like a sorry excuse to treat your wife like a whore/maid. Why even get married?

I think it’s borderline GAY not to eat pussy, but that’s just my opinion. I always tell my girlfriends, don’t shower before you come over. I want to taste that pussy after you’ve been wearing it all day. Go work in the yard and sweat for a few hours! I don’t wanna taste no soap down there!

As for checking her cell phone, and being suspicious, that’s a symptom of insecurity, and acting on that insecurity does nothing but sacrifice your own dignity. Let her go. Every relationship ends, either you leave or she leaves. In the end, it’s all just one long process of letting go.

One last bit of wisdom I’d like to part with, and this is one of the few rules I hold fast to, which is NEVER LET YOUR OLD LADY SEE YOUR PAYCHECK.