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Have Vaginal Cavity …
Will Travel By American Psych

Wow, just wow, what a cavity; Paladin would have been amazed as much as me:

“Missouri resident Anika Witt was sentenced to two years in prison Tuesday after a correctional officer discovered a “Kimber .380-cal handgun” hidden in her “vaginal cavity.”

The Journal Star reports that Witt was arrested on September 7, 2017, after they found heroin in her vehicle and ecstasy in her bra. A correctional officer then found the Kimber handgun in her “vaginal cavity” during a search at McLean County jail.

On Tuesday Witt received a two-year prison sentence on a gun charge and “a 24-month conditional discharge for the drug charge.” The sentences are minor compared to what she could have gotten.

For example, there is “a sentence range of probation to four to 15 years on the heroin charge and two to 10 years on the weapons charge.”

That reminds me of a joke; a guy was banging away, and somehow lost his watch in the pussy. So, asking permission, he put on his scuba gear and went in to look for it. There he was amazed to meet another guy. Hey, buddy, what are you looking for? My semi, I lost it somewhere here last week.

Yeah, high school level (about my IQ anyway), but it came to mind when reading the above.

That’s when TV was great.

Turd America

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Jeremy BenthamMay 20, 2018 7:21 PM UTC

Great joke! In an alternative version of it the guy was fucking an 'experienced' woman and was using a two by four held behind his back to keep from falling in. As luck would have it though he lost grip on the two by four in the midst of the act and fell in anyways. When he hit bottom he groped around in the dark until he encountered this other guy. "Man", he says to the other guy, "what are we going to do now? How will we find our way out of here?" "Dude', the other guys replies,"help me get my motorcycle started and we can ride around until we see daylight."

You just don't hear good jokes anymore, do you?
BobMay 20, 2018 1:46 AM UTC

Wonder where she hid the spare magazine.
BobMay 19, 2018 7:22 PM UTC

That's the sort of dark place fisting takes you.
TriviumMay 19, 2018 1:31 PM UTC

Ya do know, They make some very small 38s now days.

That said, I do wonder if this was a Aunt Jemima® Original type chick. :)

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