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Public Pooping:
Shit on the Tracks of Life By John Scrotum

At first I misread the headline and was going to run with the school chef shitting in the lunch routine, but then noticed that the shitster was higher up the food chain:

“HOLMDEL, N.J. (AP) — A school superintendent accused of repeatedly relieving himself during early morning workouts and leaving piles of his own feces next to a track at a New Jersey high school didn’t explain his behavior during a brief court hearing Tuesday.

Thomas Tramaglini is charged with public defecation, lewdness and littering. He appeared before a municipal court judge Tuesday morning.

Authorities say surveillance video caught Tramaglini in the act in late April following an early-morning run at Holmdel High School’s athletic facilities. Police said staff members were watching to see who’d been leaving human feces on the property.

The 42-year-old Tramaglini is superintendent of the Kenilworth school district, about 25 miles (40 kilometers) away. He’s on paid leave from his $147,000-a-year job.

At Tuesday’s hearing, Tramaglini’s attorneys said they’d only been shown part of the surveillance video. The judge told attorneys for both sides to address the issue and return for a hearing at a later date.

Tramaglini and his attorneys didn’t comment as they left the courthouse.”

What could even Mr Ed the talking lawyer have said, given the photographic evidence of bowel movements? But, we should not be surprised that America is rapidly filling up with shit:

Public pooping, is the wave of the future.

Turd America

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ShepJune 13, 2018 12:30 AM UTC