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Harm City Hoodrats on the Murderbowl Pace Despite Slump

This does not look like another championship year. But keep in mind, that last year the Harm City Hoodrats had twice as many caps per capita as the #2 finisher, the Detroit Dindus.

In the meantime, who is taking it for the team?

Of 135 dead, only 17 were bitchez, meaning that our men have a greater sense of civic sacrifice.

Of 135 dead, 24 are mystery meat.

Of 135 dead, we have 1 unlucky beaner.

Of 135 dead, do we smell any fish? Sorry, yo, apparently there were no shootings in calculus class.

Of 135 dead, 106 are innocent ebony martyrs.

Of 135 dead, only 4 are chronologically guilty ghost people. What! Yo, I know it ain’t Yeti Season yet, but give a nigga a break and start popping some crackers.

I tell you what, Son. If that mystery meat is who I think it is, we’re going to need to import some Somalis to maintain this target-rich environment.

Dawn in Dindustan

Conducting the Moral Autopsy 0f a Nation

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WellRead EdJune 25, 2018 6:55 PM UTC

I have faith that Detroit will come back STRONG!!!