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Yeti Season Early Returns
A Harm City Report

Traditionally Yeti Season opens in Harm City after Labor Day, but with the unseasonably warm whether it took longer for the ghost apes to emerge from their lairs. A prime cow and a silver back bull were recently taken. However, this reporter suspects that the game wardens are cooking the books, flipping the script and otherwise trying to cheat the Harm City Hoodrats of due kill credit.

Out of 258 kills, these authorities would have us believe that many [the annual figure no longer available] are race unknown, like aliens are dropping on our ass or some outlandish shit.

Of the last 100 killings there were:

Ebony: 70

Ivory: 5

Sandy: 1

Mystery: 24 [mostly in two large blocks, like these shits are dropping in space invader style]

Most interestingly, as the bodies began to attain more political significance, as in previous end of season culls, increasing reports of race unknown are the rule. Of the last 44 kills, over the last 30 days, we are led to believe that 12 are aliens, mystery meat and such, with but 2 yetis.

Check this shit out for yourself at the link below.

-Justin W. R. Justice reporting

Thought Crimes: Civil

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TRWOctober 25, 2018 3:27 AM UTC

James...Collectivism vs Heroism ...brilliant analysis, and tip of the spear. Having met in person Ayn Rand's second in command, a psychologist, and since passed ( only a few years ago), your post has a real nice accented upward lift. I'd gladly buy you a beer in the dark woods of harm city.

“Eventually one gets to the Medicine Wheel to fulfill one's life.” —Old Mouse, Arikara
responds:October 24, 2018 11:26 PM UTC

Thank you, Sir.

I have tried and failed many times to frame this coherently.