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Jacquelyn Smith

Found on Dec. 1, 2018 at 12:34 a.m.

Location: 1000 Valley St

Baltimore, MD 21202

Race: Black

Gender: Female

Age: 54 years old

Cause: Stabbing

Miss Jacquelyn was coming home late Friday night from a holiday function through East Baltimore, called Shank Central by some, after midnight, when a young mother approached with her baby in a carriage and asked for some money. She rolled down her window [ a front seat passenger, with two teens in the back and her husband driving] and gave out her spare money.

A man then came up behind the woman and baby and said, "I need money too!"

To this Miss Jacquelyn said she had given what she had but went to check her purse [apparently for change] and was stabbed to death, dying from her chest wound before her friend could get her to the hospital, mere blocks away.

Her husband said, in a TV interview, that as soon as the panhandling woman said "God Bless" that his wife was being stabbed in the chest by "this guy." He is now pushing for anti-panhandling laws.

This lady was visiting from out of town, In Harford County, Maryland. The upside of recent trends in outlying crime exported by the Harm City Hoodrats, will insure that the young people who were in the back seat of the car will not have to drive into Baltimore City to get killed, because the hood is coming to them at the speed of urban blight, currently at 2 miles a year.

Baltimore County citizens who do not have their heads up their guilty ghost asses are now wondering out loud if the National Guard might need to be deployed for holidays in order to make Baltimore safe for visitors.

I, however, being in expatriate, am more interested in unraveling the mystery of where all of these Amish murderers are hiding their horse and buggy as they commit these terrible crimes.

I other news the Amazon distribution center in East Baltimore saw a shooting this past weekend.

Also, as soon as night fell again over Harm City Devonte and Des'mon got hosed down and KIA'd on the 2400 block of Brentwood.

And, to heat up the holiday season, some nameless mystery-meat dude was snuffed in the 2200 block of Christian Street on God's Good day.

Despite terrorizing outlying areas, the Harm City Hoodrats are destined fro greatness again, at 288 hits on the year, only 12 unlucky souls to go.

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