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Murderbowl 2018 Review
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We beat the Superbowl by a week and the hoodrats in Chicongo are robbing people for their winter jackets as the Ice Age Returns.

Oh what a wonderful morning,

Oh what a wonderful day,

I've got a sanguine feeling,

That some bad shit is rolling our way!

From the Billy Beane of urban violence, Manny Soprano.

2018 proved to be another impressive year across the nation. The boost in murders, first fomented in 2015 under the direction of President Frothy Latte, has sustained for another year in America's medium-sized cities, especially those with certain characteristics. Manny has prepared the tables below and I have added some commentary...

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