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Reading a Social Justice Napkin in a Portland Café


The Wage Gap is so Bad That

24% of lesbians & bisexual women live in poverty

& Latinas make just 53c

& Native American women make just 58c

& Black women make just 61c

& Moms make just 69c

& White women make just 77c

& Asian American Pacific Islander women make just 85c

& Overall, women make just 80c


I am so glad I’m not a white man! What an embarrassment I would be, making less than a Latina. In fact, I’m wondering where I fit in as a feral paleface?

The white men I do know seem to average out at about $50k per year, so—please check my math people—so I’m thinking that my $3.4k would bring me in at just under 7c on the White Man’s dollar, 6.8c if my lizard brain can be trusted with these numbers.

Yeah, the White Man needs to be called to account. For starters, laws should be passed addressing all of these violent white men taking sneakers from the feet of African American folks and other such crimes of naked aggression, such as the midnight buggy raids of Amish terrorists into Baltimore City.

And how about the nine white men who ran the multinational banks that raped the entire nation in 2008? Since banking seems to be an almost exclusively Whiteman thing, let’s outlaw banking! And, for the rest of my presidential party platform, I suggest not only the outlawing of banks, but the outlawing of the Whiteman. People should be identified according to their heritage, not some made up race that doesn’t exist and erases any trace of ethnic, religious and ancestral identity.

This paleface says, “Down with the Whiteman!”

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AnonymousApril 7, 2019 12:58 AM UTC

Wow James. You are so witty. Get over yourself.
responds:April 9, 2019 1:53 PM UTC

I try. And I try.