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Crackpot Mailbox: Bare Knuckle Fighter Seeks Crackpot Advice

Over on the blogspot, a fellow from Africa named Mark left these comments. I don't know what to tell him!


MarkJune 28, 2019 at 1:37 PM

Hi James wanted to reach the .com but I'm a pale face South African, my old lady fired me to after she disagrees with my bare knuckle fighting ways, is there a way to convince her to stay, I only have three books so I havent heard that advice yet. Thanks Sir

MarkJune 28, 2019 at 1:38 PM

Order then on hope the cash got to you but its impossible to get your books to Africa on amazon

Crackpot Advice

Mark thanks for the book purchases.

Ask Lynn for the e-book versions of Your Trojan Whores and On Bitches.

I am sorry to hear that your wife fired you as it seems like you wanted to keep the job.

I was thrilled when my wife fired me and left much more quickly than she suggested—I was gone in an hour and she was hoping to talk about it over a week's time.

Also, earlier in our marriage, when she was disappearing over the weekends, I did not ask her to stay home or even where she had been. I bought her a travel alarm clock!

When I told my girlfriend about the gift I got for my wife she said, "You son of a bitch—I'd shove that down your throat."

Sure enough, mamma started coming home after work on Friday.

As to your situation, I cannot offer experience-based advice, because any time a woman ever told me that she didn't want to spend time with me anymore, I instantly lost interest in her and wrote her entirely out of my life. This has to do with my dysfunction—that I am not into women who are not into me. It would be impossible for me to rape someone, for instance, because I couldn't get it up if the girl thought I was disgusting.

The only thing I can say, is that there is no better way to get a woman to pay attention to you who is pretending to not be interested in you than to ignore her. I have mostly discovered this in dating situations. These creatures use our desire for them as currency which they spend.

Me, I'd fight some guy and forget about her and find a new girl.

If you are normal—and it seems you are—then maybe go over the top. Knock some dude's teeth out and make her a necklace?

Good luck, Mark

My best sparring partner was named Mark.

I trust you are just as tough as he was.

On Bitches

Your Trojan Whorse

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