A good friend of mine describes his impressions of Baltimore with sardonic precision.

As I recently stayed in Baltimore County I constantly heard police and emergency sirens and/or the Ghetto Hawk helicopter described by this "right wing person" of interest.

Bro, it was nice spending time in The Town of the Big House with you. Thanks for representing my home town.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h59vNDFM0FI

https://www.amazon.com/Good-Morning-Dindustan-Urban-Caucasian/dp/1543035868/ref=sr_1_82?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1511040145&sr=1-82&refinements=p_27%3AJames+LaFond