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Mr. O-soto-gari
Crackpot Mailbox: Shep Gives the Crackpot a Heads up on Some Uplifting Violations of the Chuck Norris Rule
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Sep 10, 2019, 6:38 PM (6 hours ago)
Too bad the ol’ cowpoke had never heard of my best friend, Mr. O-soto-gari.
Sir, I never had the hips to pull off a hip throw, having blown my back out at 20, but I have been hip thrown and supplexed and am here to say that that shit works. The judo throw depicted is very similar to the bareknuckle "cross-buttocks" throw used in the London Prize Ring, keeping in mind that there was no jacket or shirt to grab.
I must say, that this racist attack on the Frito Bandito mystery meat Reparations Recovery Agent would not be tolerated by Baltimore City or Baltimore County law enforcement and all of these three goons who attacked this innocent agent of the entitlement matrix would face prosecution on my home turf. It's like they practiced this. The one rat went right for our hero's fallen wand of god powers!
And before that, note that the cowboy is in violation of the Chuck Norris Rule for outweighing the gunman and attacking from behind and also not giving him a chance to fire before going into action.
And, did you see that white devil take off his white sanitation mask and strangle our hero with it after he had already been disarmed and was now the victim! It makes you wonder what else these devils use those sanitation masks for!
Shep, I am so glad you sent this to me while I was filling in for my vacationing employer.
-Justin W. R. Justice Reporting
Now, I suggest you read my book, not his cracker bullshit:
Right on White Time: The Black Spring Manual for Reparations Recover Agents with Justin W. R. Justice and T. Spoone Slickens
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