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Joe Pro
Wed, Mar 4, 1:42 AM (1 day ago)

Joe, the closest I can come to this was the time we had a biker and a brutha duking it out in the frozen food aisle and rolling over a cookie display while the brutha was banging the biker's head against my coffin case, an Irish book keeper was cursing them in thick brogue and the biker babe was pounding on the back of the brutha while his little chyle was tugging on her belt below the bulging tramp stamp and reminding her that only her mammy gets to beat her daddy...
Can't beat that, bro!
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