Our reader of record, Sam J., has recently commented to this old crackpot that "Trump will crush Hillary!"
My first thought was, "Maybe so, but he better be wary of the reach around—the Wicked Witch of the Left surely has lethal vampire claws and an arm that dislocates at the elbow and turns into a mining tool of S&M sorts."
Sam, I would like to make you an offer—a bet of sorts, as I am confident that the next master of this plantation will by strapping on, not unzipping, to do your nation wrong behind closed doors:
If your toupee-crowned savior gets in, I will send you two PDFs of your choice.
If Trump gets in, recall that not a person working for the Federal government will have voted for him, and try not to act surprised when the CIA kills him, while his Secret Service Detail looks the other way and the FBI covers it up and blames it on one of Jared Taylor's American Renaissance readers. In such a case, I'll send you a copy of When You're Food: Raw.
If the Queen Aspirant is victorious, then I will send you four PDFs of your choice—might I suggest some dark fantasy and horror to set the matriarchal mood...
While we are at it, lets take a reader poll and if you win, be sure and write in and remind me so that I can send out the literary missivepiece of your choice:
If Trump wins:
1. Will he be assassinated?
2. Will he simply be marginalized by the media and congress?
3. Or, might he prove effective in reversing [to any degree] the ongoing discount sale of America?
I think he will be murdered, and what is more, the media and both political parties will blame him and claim that he not only brought this on himself, but so damaged the American faith in their government, that the government will need to be strengthened to reverse the damage and heal the gaping multicultural wound left by his unbridled hatred.
And remember, Paleface, before you cast your vote, it is Dawn in Dindustan!