Introduction…………………………………………………………………......page 8
The Characters………………………………………………………………....page 12
The Plot……………………………………………………………………….......page 14
Original Sin Is A Hate Crime………………………………………….…page 15
The Principal………………………………………………………………….....page 20
Rescuing Jesus From St Paul…………………………………………….page 22
The Child………………………………………………………………………......page 26
Handcock U…………………………………………………………………….....page 28
A Native Mephistopheles…………………………………………………….page 30
The Secret of the Black Door…………………………………………….page 31
If The Left Are Sheep, The Right Are Fish…………………………page 34
The Alpha Male of the Collective……………………………………...page 39
Mr Chan………………………………………………………………………......page 41
The Journey to Manhood………………………………………………....page 42
No! Don’t Look!!........................................................page 46
No Broken Promise…………………………………………………………...page 48
Bozo’s Handcock U Speech……………………………………………….page 49
Red Indian, White Indian…………………………………………….…..page 53
Stone Child’s Secular Education……………………………………...page 56
The Courtship And Marriage of Bozo L’Dodo………………....page 57
The Black Door Clan…………………………………………………….....page 61
Napi Falls In Love………………………………………………………......page 64
The Alignment With Time………………………………………….......page 68
Misogyny……………………………………………………………………......page 71
The Rez-Erection of Bozo………………………………………….…...page 77
The Inter-Dimensional Hemorrhage of Time……………......page 82
Ego Diagnosed As Mental Illness…………………………………...page 83
The Second Rape of Christine……………………………………....page 86
The Great Oxymoron…..………………………………………………...page 89
The Beautiful Blue Planet………………………………………….…...page 92
Bozo’s Federalist Society Speech………………………………....page 94
How George Carlin Got Jesus Kicked Out Of Heaven…..page 106
The Old Native Circle…………………………………………………....page 108
Napi’s Farewell Lecture…………………………………………....…..page 111
Carrie………………………………………………………………………..…...page 114
Epilogue…………………………………………………………………….…...page 117
Appendix I……………………………………………………………………...page 127
Appendix II……………………………………………………………………..Page 143
