Taking on the no snitching culture eh? Or is this just another patronage job expansion of the bureaucracy?
James, what would you suggest be done to curtail witness intimidation in Harm City? Can it even be done?
Jeremy, I have the plan to cure witness intimidation in Baltimore.
Witnesses will be lodged in a trailer park outside of Romney, West Virginia.
These witnesses will be stamped with a stars and bars hand stamp and be given a Lynyrd Skynyrd T-shirt, with their names entered into the 'Our Negro' database.
Other visiting Baltimore residents of the melanin-rich variety will be required to register at the Trump Links shooting range, where they will be given the choice of running the "fleet Dindu" course where rural palefaces from around the world buy witness intimidator interdiction licenses [1], or of stepping into the Octagon with Brian Stan...
You get the idea—justice of another age would serve well here.
Note
1. Sporting clause: black powder weapons and banjos shall be the only authorized weapons used by Dindu hunters.
Dindus gonna dindu. No federal programs are going to change this law of nature but that won't stop them from trying as long as they can make us pay for it.
I hate that movie Deliverance. It's total hate propaganda towards White Southerners. I'm not going to say that somewhere in South there are not people like the movie but I've never met them. I've met assholes but most of them have been assholes when they've been drinking. Most are decent people. If you look into it I think the kind of predatory behavior of those in the movie is extremely rare in Southerners. I guess there are some but I can't think of any off hand.
Instead of boating down a Southern creek they should push a car through Dindustan and see some real predation.
You are right about this movie, Sam J. I did not realize how morally corrosive t was when I watched it as a kid. But when I watched it recently I was offended. this is basically the same demeaning well that Steven King tapped for much of his negative cast members. I have been preyed on my rural men in the north. However, what struck me about the violence engaged in by the rural villains in this movie was that it us exactly what black corrections officers do to teenagers in juvenile corrections facilities and what these boys become men do to other inmates in adult prisons.