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Flu Rampant on the Upper Left Coast

A reader who works in a west coast hospital and does not want to be identified has informed me that flu victims are packing the halls of his hospital and that other hospitals in the same municipality have actually stopped taking patients.

A pandemic could be just the thing that the hive needs to shake off this potentially disruptive president elect. If its as bad as he said I'd bank on an engineered and delivered virus, not the typical lung puss emanating from Southern China.

Just in case, avoid airports, major transit hubs in your city, hospitals and, schools and daycare until it blows over.

Yes, an anti-social, high school dropout who has devoted his life to defining better ways to punch, stab, cut and smash other feral urban apes, has just issued a worldwide health alert.

I sincerely hope this is a false alarm.

[Updated at 4:50 P.M.]

My inside source said that 20 died in Washington this morning and that some of them were young adults, which echoes the Flu of 1919.

Flu reaches 'epidemic' level in Washington, record cases reported


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IshmaelJanuary 7, 2017 3:54 PM UTC

I take responsibility for the Whisky, liquor is quicker!
Jeremy BenthamJanuary 6, 2017 7:44 PM UTC

A flu epidemic, terrorist attacks, a race war AND an incoming comet? I can see I'm going to need to stockpile more beer.