The things a man will do for his Chihuahua, may be greater than the things a man will do for pussy. For example, Carl Moore came to the rescue of his dog which was just about to be eaten by a bear:
He was quick because these little dogs can usually be eaten by cats in one gulp. Moore, God bless him, although being 73 years young, is an ex-marine and boxer and landed a good one on the fucker. Good work mate, but get a bigger dog.
In the land Down Under, another guy saved his bigger dog from being strangled by a kangaroo by punching the roo out:
The expression on the roo’s face is amazing: “You cunt! You cunt! You fuckin’ punched me in the snout. It fuckin’ hurt. I should tear your heart out, but instead, I will just stare. Blankly at you, then walk off.” It seems in other videos, which I can’t find just yet, that the roo came to this blokes house and was wanting a rematch, scratching its huge claws on his class door. It was really pissed, having no doubt been humiliated by its mates at the roo pub.
Well, they don’t call it the sweet science for nothing.