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Man Punches Out Bear, But No Sex
By Eirik Bloodaxe

The things a man will do for his Chihuahua, may be greater than the things a man will do for pussy. For example, Carl Moore came to the rescue of his dog which was just about to be eaten by a bear:

He was quick because these little dogs can usually be eaten by cats in one gulp. Moore, God bless him, although being 73 years young, is an ex-marine and boxer and landed a good one on the fucker. Good work mate, but get a bigger dog.

In the land Down Under, another guy saved his bigger dog from being strangled by a kangaroo by punching the roo out:

The expression on the roo’s face is amazing: “You cunt! You cunt! You fuckin’ punched me in the snout. It fuckin’ hurt. I should tear your heart out, but instead, I will just stare. Blankly at you, then walk off.” It seems in other videos, which I can’t find just yet, that the roo came to this blokes house and was wanting a rematch, scratching its huge claws on his class door. It was really pissed, having no doubt been humiliated by its mates at the roo pub.

Well, they don’t call it the sweet science for nothing.

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Sam J.March 20, 2017 11:50 PM UTC

Look at this Roo. I've been reading the comments on the roo fighting videos and they say these type roos, red roos, can grow to 6 feet and that if they attack you they will probably kill most grown Men as they are super strong and have claws that rip you open. We should surround the hood with a wall and fill it with these Red Roos and have an all out Dindu's vs the Red Roos match up.
Sam J.March 20, 2017 11:34 PM UTC

Here's a another Roo fight on a suburb. James how would you fight a Roo, assuming you had no choice as I know it would be better to avoid Roo fighting all together? It's looks to me that you would need to move sideways or laterally a lot. They don't seem to be able to move that way as well. I bet if they kicked you it could ruin you. I see them balancing on their tails I had no idea their tails were so strong, not having much of a notion to look at roo fights before now.
responds:March 21, 2017 2:51 PM UTC

Sam, I'd grab a weapon. I'm not as tall as this big mug. A roo would rib my guts out. I wouldn't run from it—like I'd have a chance. I would circle and side step and make him reset on that tail until he got sick of playing. We need to release roos in harm City!
Sam J.March 20, 2017 11:27 PM UTC

That is so funny. Look at the chest on that Roo and those big leg muscles. I bet the roo could give you a good whacking if you got too close to it. Didn't they used to have boxing roo contest?
responds:March 21, 2017 2:52 PM UTC

There were some boxing roo carnival acts at some point but I can't place a date. Of course, if the roo can't kick he's pretty well screwed. I have no idea how they kept them from kicking the boxers.