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The National Anthem
Of the Californian Nation

If I Only Had A Brain

The Wizard Of Oz



I could wile away the hours

Conferrin' with the flowers

Consultin' with the rain

And my head I'd be scratchin'

While my thoughts were busy hatchin'

If I only had a brain

I'd unravel any riddle

For any individ'le

In trouble or in pain


With the thoughts you'd be thinkin'

You could be another Lincoln 

If you only had a brain


Oh, I would tell you why

The ocean's near the shore

I could think of things I never thunk before

And then I'd sit and think some more

I would not be just a nuffin'

My head all full of stuffin'

My heart all full of pain

I would dance and be merry

Life would be a ding-a-derry

If I only had a brain

If I Were King: This Guy Would Handle the Details

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Sam J.March 29, 2017 7:31 PM UTC

IshmaelMarch 29, 2017 1:43 PM UTC

James, Life would be a dingle berry, that's how hillbillies sing it!