It is Sunday morning. A few people have gone to church, mainly ethnic minorities who hope to fool God into thinking that they are oh so pious and deserve to get heaven, along with all the money they hustled during the week. Then, there are Social Justice Wankers, who are there to absorb the politically correct energy that modern Christianity now radiates. However, I am not there. I am here. At my station, operating the computer as diligently as men once staffed forts.

I am here investigating, for your reading pleasure, an Islamic porno star, Nadia Ali:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3711341/Muslim-porn-star-draws-millions-viewers-performing-traditional-Islamic-dress-reveals-refuses-quit-adult-films-despite-banned-Pakistan.html. If you want to go the celibate road, well, this may convince you once you study the video and ponder its deeper significance.

But wait, there’s more:

http://www.everyjoe.com/2015/01/07/girls/muslim-porn-stars-top-best-islam-videos/#1.

My daughter referred me to a comment in the comments section somewhere (she is not great on references), where some troll said that Nadia should have her head cut off. The reply was: ok, so long as you don’t cut off my tits, they cost too much.

It’s logic, Jim, but not as we know it.