On the counter of the ghetto convenience store is a tray of pills in demonic cardboard display packs, sold singly.
This product, an aphrodisiac of some sort, is branded S.W.A.G.: Sex With A Grudge.
The artwork is set on a blood red background.
On the top right is an American flag with a proud proclamation that this is made in America.
The people depicted in states of post-coital reflection are rendered as black stick figures with round heads.
On either side of the pill is a pair of stick figures, and below the caption.
On the left side stands a proud stick figure man with erect penis and hands on hips.
At his feet is a female figure on all fours with fire flaming from her genitals.
Beneath them reads:
1 To Hurt It
To the right of the pill stands a triumphant male stick figure flexing bulging biceps and flashing a savage grin and sporting a huge erection.
At his feet, on her back, lies a perky, smiling, female stick figure with white hot flames shooting from her genitals.
Above her and before him reads in white: Take Your Sexual Performance To the Next Level!!!
Beneath them the caption reads:
2 To Kill It!
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PS: Ladies and skanks, there is no truth to the rumor that the author enjoys a rate of female companionship above and beyond his economic level due to use of S.W.A.G.. Please, refrain from making service inquires—I'm just too damned old.