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‘Are You Married’
Uber Joe and the Pearl Diver

I had a fare this morning, a good looking black woman, who got in and sat down next to me and asked, “Are you married?”

I said, “Yes.”

She said, “Well, I think you’re a good-looking man and I’d like to fuck you.”

I said, “Thank you, miss, but I’m spoken for.”

She asks, “Are you happily married?”

I answered, “I am happily married.”

She asked, “Are you sure you’re happily married?”

“Yes, miss, I am happily married.”

“How happy?”

“Very happy. I’m in love with my wife.”

“That’s too bad,” she says, “You’re a good-looking white man.”

Indeed, what a tragedy, that there remain some misguided, good-looking white men who are happily married and in love with their wife.

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IshmaelJune 29, 2017 11:50 AM UTC

Great analogy LaMano, with custom loads in my 7mm Mag, you can really reach out and touch someone.
Lili HunJune 29, 2017 12:40 AM UTC

If you go to the CDC website, the black rates of STDs are much higher than for any other ethnicity, but the rate for black females is the highest, explained by promiscuity from the sight and sound of it. Black females' hiv rate is over 60%, but blacks, m&f, are only about 14% of the population.

I didn't even imagine that women said and did the things they do until reading James' stories. Still stops me short in disbelief when I read this stuff. Not just the black women, but the women in general from his stories seemed exceptionally brazen and promiscuous.

Now there's a title for you, James—-Brazen Bitches. Oh wait, I'm on a roll: Hazardous Hos, Lecherous Leeches, Sick Sluts, Hunting Houndesses, Primrose Path Prostitutes, Skank Ranks, Mistresses of Mortality.

Oh hell, I need to go to sleep, and obviously this could go on for a while longer. Now go read those stats and don't try any of this at home. It's ridiculously dangerous.
TomJune 27, 2017 8:07 PM UTC

It was a setup. Also 50% of black women are herpes positive.
LaManoJune 27, 2017 9:04 AM UTC

Well, here's the news for Uber Joe and his readers.

If you're happily married, and in love with a good-looking wife, you're getting a WHOLE lot more sex than if you're trolling for potentially poxed and possibly dangerous random women on the street.

A man that can't get and KEEP a good looking hot wife is not going to get anything satisfying from random street women that think he's "good-looking.

Going for women, it's like hunting. If your only weapon is an old .22 with rat-shot loads, then the only place you can hunt is at the dump, shooting rats. But if you have a nice accurate straight-shooting .30-06, you can go for trophy elk in the Rockies ....

I got a .30-06 ... ! And it ain't braggin' if you can really do it ...