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It's Not Polar Bear Season
Still Only 12 Dead Palefaces in Harm City

Dark meat is still the special of the day in Harm City.

The Harm City Hoodrats had been whacking palefaces at a heroic pace, particularly paleface bitches. But our boys play by the rules, and they know that Polar Bear Season does not start in Harm City until September 5, the day after Labor Day.

Until then I must commend the team and would also like to thank the brother that [my editor said this should be who, but I disagree on zoological grounds] had the police tape all around him at Bonaparte and Harford at 12:24 last night when I went by in my 48-foot limousine—thanks for taking one for the tea, bro.

As it stands the team is hitting at 223 on the year.

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