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Harm City Halloween
By A Deluded Hipster Who is Comitted to Lie to Her Child about his Future

Kristin [redacted], Ridgeleigh

People, I’m assuming kids, are out smashing pumpkins. Threw them right at our storm door. I hope whatever pleasure they get from it is greater than my 2 and 7 year olds disappointment when I have to lie and tell them that the squirrels got to the pumpkins before we could bring them in. So disappointed in some of our Ridgeleigh residents tonight.

Oct 31 in Crime & Safety to Ridgeleigh

Have a security door installed, bimbo. These people will rape you in front of your child. When that happens, what lie will you tell him then, "Oh, don't worry, Johnny, this is your Uncle Leroy and we hug like this..."

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