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Oprah for President of the US of Ass
By American Psycho

How could it not happen, for it is punishment by the gods, who would drive us all mad before destroying us because of our hubris. Why, they are even getting the cabinet/coffin, ready, all full of the most gut-wrenching Hollywood liberals:

America will end as one feminist SJW cryfest. She will make Obamarama look positively “Right Wing,” we will be crying for Hillary, as not only guns, but even phallic implements like butter knives will be taken away:

It makes a nuclear/biological/chemical holocaust seem delightful by comparison.

Turd America

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Sam J.January 12, 2018 8:05 PM UTC

One thing about Oprah is that, according to the World's Smartest Man, she's really smart and has a massive huge head. This guy noticed that a lot of really smart people have massive huge heads. He says it's almost impossible to get a helmet for his head it's so big. He spent most of his life working as a bouncer in Western bars. (I don't think he too fond of cowboys. He says they come into town to get drunk and fuck but if they can't fuck they like to fight. He calls them shitkickers). Being the smartest guy around does not always, or usually at all, lead to riches.

Of course he's not as bad as what was supposed to be the smartest guy ever who spent most of the last part of his life analyzing subway system routes.
BobJanuary 12, 2018 6:01 PM UTC

Supports our greatest ally? Tick the box!
BobJanuary 12, 2018 6:51 AM UTC

White House Book Club readings and free Brawndo. I like it already.
responds:January 12, 2018 3:08 PM UTC

I suppose the fact that she owns her own media companies will never be brought up. Imagine if Trump had owned the Wall Street Journal?

That said, I think if affirmative action can keep me from getting a janitorial job with Baltimore City, that the presidency and other political offices should also be subject to this.
Uncle KennyJanuary 11, 2018 12:11 PM UTC

President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho will be a woman. Count on it.
responds:January 11, 2018 5:32 PM UTC

Uncle Kenny I can't wait!