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~ When Your Job Sucks ~
Saving The Day With The Devil On Christmas Eve
Posted in Harm City on Feb 4, 2020 — 266 reads, 1 comment
Absurdities From An Interview Following A Retail Food New Hire Orientation Meeting
Posted in Harm City on Dec 16, 2019 — 459 reads
Trends In Retail Food And Urban-Suburban Blight
Posted in Harm City on May 14, 2018 — 641 reads, 10 comments
Society’s Vested Interest In Negating The Man: Prologue To Honor Among Men
Posted in Harm City on Jan 3, 2018 — 429 reads, 7 comments
Drowning In Your Own Dissolving Identity, December 1-2, 2017
Posted in Harm City on Dec 31, 2017 — 398 reads, 1 comment
A Ghetto Grocer Inquiry From Jen
Posted in Blog on Nov 26, 2017 — 312 reads, 2 comments
Conclusion Of The Sea Daddy Saga
Posted in Blog on Sep 29, 2017 — 334 reads
Big Ron And Tony Roosters
Posted in Harm City on Sep 6, 2017 — 275 reads
The Two Best Bad Job Quotes Of The Summer
Posted in Harm City on Aug 5, 2017 — 316 reads
Vee At The Harm City Pizzeria Counter
Posted in Harm City on Aug 5, 2017 — 327 reads
More Rat Ratification….
Posted in Harm City on Jun 16, 2017 — 253 reads
Interview With A Librarian
Posted in Harm City on Jun 15, 2017 — 493 reads, 1 comment
‘In A Supermarket, Is There Any Autonomy Among Employees?’ A Man Question From Shawn
Posted in Harm City on Jun 15, 2017 — 247 reads
Dealing With Customer Criticism While Installing A Home Entertainment System
Posted in Harm City on May 27, 2017 — 307 reads, 1 comment
Running Off The Cable Guy
Posted in Harm City on May 27, 2017 — 293 reads
The Ghetto Grocer Doomsays For Retail Food
Posted in Harm City on May 5, 2017 — 334 reads, 1 comment
When A Beefy Horde Of Unlikely Irish Need A Ride
Posted in Harm City on Mar 21, 2017 — 278 reads
The Butthole Surfer Lays Down The Work Glove Before The Ghetto Grocer
Posted in Harm City on Feb 15, 2017 — 368 reads, 8 comments
Profile Of An Angel
Posted in Harm City on Feb 10, 2017 — 414 reads, 3 comments
USDA Study Reveals What Food Stamps Are Really Spent On
Posted in Harm City on Jan 16, 2017 — 417 reads, 1 comment
In The Women’s Room At The Ghetto Grocer
Posted in Harm City on Jan 6, 2017 — 393 reads, 2 comments
A Man Question From An Aspiring Writer
Posted in Blog on Nov 30, 2016 — 246 reads
A Glimpse At Life Beyond The System: 3-4:30 P.M., 11/27/16
Posted in Harm City on Nov 27, 2016 — 397 reads, 1 comment
Speaking With Two End Time Transporters In The Wee Hours Of A Holiday Under Assault
Posted in Harm City on Nov 25, 2016 — 357 reads, 1 comment
‘Sweet Tears Of The Left!’: Ishmael’s Happy Birthday
Posted in Blog on Nov 10, 2016 — 344 reads, 3 comments
When Your Job Sucks, You Might Want To Seek Advice, Like Adam Did, From The Ghetto Grocer
Posted in Blog on Nov 4, 2016 — 354 reads, 2 comments
'What A Town!': Billy Dee From Dee Cee Phones In From The Westside At 2:30 P.M. On 10/22/16
Posted in Harm City on Oct 22, 2016 — 292 reads, 1 comment
A Harford County Redneck Drives A GFO Homeboy Into Western Baltimore County
Posted in Harm City on Oct 20, 2016 — 384 reads
Santoi Paul On Working As An Overnight Meat Cutter In A Ghetto Grocery Store
Posted in Harm City on Oct 15, 2016 — 300 reads
How Many Baltimoreans Would Steal From A Children’s Cancer Donation Panel?
Posted in Harm City on Oct 15, 2016 — 247 reads
Being The Low-Impact, Crackpot Author Upstairs
Posted in Harm City on Sep 23, 2016 — 484 reads, 1 comment
The Mescaline Feed Locates A Long Lost Ghetto Grocer Employee
Posted in Harm City on Aug 24, 2016 — 347 reads
This Could Be Your Boss!
Posted in Blog on Aug 18, 2016 — 335 reads, 4 comments
When Your Job Sucks And Is Still Far Better Than Your Customer
Posted in Harm City on Aug 2, 2016 — 294 reads
Dealing With Little Dindu Bitches Or Dindettes
Posted in Harm City on Jul 23, 2016 — 366 reads
When Your Job Sucks So Bad It Drives You To Contemplate Infinity!
Posted in Harm City on Jul 23, 2016 — 345 reads
When Your Job Sucks At The Artistic Level
Posted in Harm City on Jul 23, 2016 — 283 reads
You Live In The Ghetto And Eat And Drink At Cheap Joints
Posted in Harm City on Jul 2, 2016 — 407 reads
And Your Job Is Actually Much Better Than You Deserve
Posted in Harm City on Jul 2, 2016 — 360 reads
A Reader Sent In A Typo From An Employment Application He Was Filling Out
Posted in Harm City on Jun 23, 2016 — 336 reads
A Phone Call From Jaylene: 6:07 A.m., 6/14/2016
Posted in Harm City on Jun 14, 2016 — 395 reads
Thrown Under The Bus On Saturday
Posted in Harm City on Jun 7, 2016 — 464 reads, 1 comment
Picking Sides When Managerial Excrement Rolls Downhill
Posted in Harm City on Jun 4, 2016 — 417 reads, 1 comment
At Register #3 With The Ghetto Grocer
Posted in Harm City on Jun 4, 2016 — 405 reads, 1 comment
A Jamaican Among Irate Whites
Posted in Harm City on May 28, 2016 — 356 reads, 1 comment
An Interview With A Retired Baltimore County Cop
Posted in Harm City on Apr 6, 2016 — 481 reads, 1 comment
Getting Stuck Up On The Way To Work
Posted in Harm City on Mar 18, 2016 — 334 reads
‘What Would Happen In The Retail Food Business?’: A Man Question From Patrick
Posted in Blog on Mar 17, 2016 — 349 reads
Defining The Management Mangina With Samuel Finlay
Posted in Blog on Mar 12, 2016 — 375 reads, 1 comment
A Reader, On Our Worldly Purpose
Posted in Blog on Mar 2, 2016 — 308 reads
A Man Question From Ishmael
Posted in Blog on Feb 21, 2016 — 424 reads, 2 comments
Squashing Cops With Thomas In A 16-Ton Mack Truck
Posted in Harm City on Feb 20, 2016 — 305 reads
Driving The Sedan Surreal
Posted in Harm City on Feb 11, 2016 — 324 reads
When Your Job Sucks, But You Have Control Of The Radio
Posted in Blog on Jan 29, 2016 — 368 reads, 1 comment
O Hayes Odyssey
Posted in Harm City on Jan 10, 2016 — 394 reads, 1 comment
An Exceptionally Well-Equipped Shoplifting Attempt
Posted in Harm City on Jan 10, 2016 — 344 reads
Notes From Medieval Araby From Jinn Joe: Samuel L. Jackson’s Part Time Job
Posted in Blog on Dec 26, 2015 — 316 reads
Ishmael On The Yuppie Invasion Of Rural America
Posted in Blog on Dec 8, 2015 — 376 reads
Ishmael: Almost My Worst Job
Posted in Blog on Dec 3, 2015 — 341 reads
Columbine Joe, The Liquor Store Clerk
Posted in Harm City on Nov 24, 2015 — 392 reads, 2 comments
Columbine Joe, The Trash Man
Posted in Harm City on Nov 24, 2015 — 316 reads
When Your Job Sucks: A Quarter Hour As A Pimp Collecting Drug Money
Posted in Harm City on Nov 5, 2015 — 327 reads
A Motivational Tool From The 1970s
Posted in Blog on Oct 22, 2015 — 314 reads
Why The Baltimore City Zoo Has Begun To Segregate Primates By Age
Posted in Harm City on Oct 22, 2015 — 381 reads, 2 comments
Two Dopefiend-Involved Aggressions
Posted in Harm City on Oct 6, 2015 — 360 reads
A Time-Traveling Pioneer Woman Visits Harm City, U.S.A., Disguised As A Cashier
Posted in Harm City on Oct 6, 2015 — 330 reads
The Hell Of Being Straight In Harm City
Posted in Harm City on Oct 5, 2015 — 386 reads
Notes On Our Collective Noose
Posted in Harm City on Sep 26, 2015 — 380 reads, 1 comment
On The Road For The Redneck Leg Of The Lebron James Imposter Signed Shoe Tour
Posted in Blog on Sep 25, 2015 — 311 reads, 1 comment
How Many Applicants Out Of 45 Were Drug Free And Without Criminal Convictions?
Posted in Harm City on Sep 24, 2015 — 386 reads, 3 comments
Work, The Best Medicine For Racial Hatred
Posted in Harm City on Sep 11, 2015 — 364 reads
When Your Job Sucks: Teen Jobs
Posted in Blog on Sep 10, 2015 — 380 reads, 1 comment
Refereeing A Workplace Fight: A Vintage Harm City Repost
Posted in Harm City on Sep 5, 2015 — 368 reads, 1 comment
Notes On How Entitlement Harms The Entitled
Posted in Harm City on Sep 2, 2015 — 451 reads, 3 comments
An Epic Early 1980s When Your Job Sucks!
Posted in Harm City on Sep 1, 2015 — 560 reads
The Pitfalls Of Selling To And Employing The Sainted Oppressed
Posted in Harm City on Aug 14, 2015 — 573 reads
As Baltimore Area Wal-Marts Close At Midnight A Local Grocer Is Overrun By Foodstamp Freaks
Posted in Harm City on Aug 8, 2015 — 448 reads, 3 comments
When Your Job Sucks And Your Coworker Is Great
Posted in Blog on Aug 8, 2015 — 396 reads
Seven Greedy Dwarves Building The America Liberals Want
Posted in Harm City on Aug 2, 2015 — 400 reads
When Your Job Sucks #2 : Biff On The Chopping Block!
Posted in Harm City on Aug 1, 2015 — 397 reads
White Wednesday At Hoodrats R’ Us
Posted in Harm City on Jul 29, 2015 — 394 reads
Shorty Short, Her Retarded Methadone Addict Mother, Five Thugs And The County Pork
Posted in Harm City on Jul 28, 2015 — 586 reads, 2 comments
A Reader Submitted Story For When Your Job Sucks!
Posted in Blog on Jul 21, 2015 — 359 reads
When Your Job Sucks #1
Posted in Harm City on Jul 18, 2015 — 439 reads
A White Wednesday/Ghetto Grocer Reality Check
Posted in Harm City on Jul 15, 2015 — 695 reads
Brant, Biff And Beyond
Posted in Harm City on Jul 12, 2015 — 451 reads
Plantation America
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Fantastic Voyage Revisited

The dreams James LaFond has allowed his readers access to are markedly energetic, vivid, and adventuresome in large part. While many of the dreams do contain violence, the violence rarely involves real bloodshed and murder, although there is one that comes close, as I recall. And a few of them are just simply downright childlike, fit as a fairy tale, touching, and charming.
 
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