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Pig Ice and Peach Vagina
By Lucas McKane and John Scrotum
© 2018 James LaFond
JUN/22/18
The Pig Ice: Thugs of the Hostile Elite
By Lucas McKane
We have all had our experiences of almost being killed by the cops. My brother-in-law, for example, made the mistake of getting drunk and disorderly, and then compounding this by resisting police arrest, in an era before electro-zappers. So, they beat him up with clubs, then worked him over again at the station. His kidneys got pulped. He did not die immediately, but did a short time later. No crowds of whites to go on a rampage for him though.
The article linked below, is required reading on the police as a hostile force, which would be good to keep printed off so that copies could be given to fence-sitting normies/con-servatives. Lots of stats, all showing that it is whites that the police really go after. Thus, it should be: “White Lives Matter,” but instead it is white genocide.
Vagina: A Little Beautiful Peach
By John Scrotum
I am always on the lookout for snap shots from the theater of the absurd, especially grot, smut and filth, as well as health and fitness in general, and here is a good one about the home economics of vagina maintenance:
“46-year-old actress Jada Pinkett Smith claimed her vagina is now “like a 16-year-old,” after she had a vaginal rejuvenation procedure.
“I was telling my mom, I actually had it for my bladder issues,” claimed Pinkett Smith. “Which completely went away after three treatments.”
“When I tell you my yoni is like a 16-year-old, I’m not kidding,” she continued. “It looks like a little beautiful peach.”
According to Page Six, vaginal rejuvenation is usually undergone “because of dryness, appearance, pain during sex or stress incontinence.”
The Vitality Institute of Agoura’s owner Kelly Rainey also claimed the procedure “introduces heat which stimulates cellular turnover,” and it “makes you feel younger again and it gets tighter and nicer and functions like it did when we were back in our 20s.”
No photographic proof was supplied by the article, so I will take her word for it.
On this issue, I am sure there is a great LaFondian spin to this, based on decades of “in depth” research and “probing” empirical investigation, as our experienced readers will also have. Unleash the inner pussy in a great comments section below …
James
Mister Scrotum, I know I'm supposed to have an opinion on this, being an explorer of such nether reaches, but I find my level of concern below the threshold of desire for a solution. I have always thought it quite enough to provide a mouth guard and a pillow.
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Tony Cox     Jun 22, 2018

You can’t judge a book by lookin’ at the cover. I seen a sweet young thing barely 22, five feet tall and 95 pounds have the biggest, widest, lippiest balony holster I ever did see. Secret trick there is to put a dab of Preparation H on that bad kitty. It’ll instantly shrink down to the size of a piglet’s nostril, I shit you not.

I’ve also seen the prettiest little pussies you’d ever care to see attached to some plus sized ladies. I’m talkin’ SSBBW, but between those thunder thighs, it looked like a little baby goat’s mouth, you just want to hold a handful of corn up to it, and watch it nibble.

Big or small, ripe or scentless, there is no GOOD or BAD vagina. Vaginas are like art, music, wine, it’s all a matter of opinion.
James     Jun 23, 2018

Tony, I might have broken my rib reading this.

Thanks.

James
Bob     Jun 22, 2018

Yeah, until whites realize the extent of the hostile forces arrayed against them and withdraw support from the Matrix, they will be preyed upon mercilessly, by police, judiciary and by non-State criminals, jointly or severally.
Bob     Jun 22, 2018

What's the bet that water-boarding doesn't get a run on home ground when the next theater in the Eternal-War-on-Terror is opened?
Bob     Jun 22, 2018

I've never referred to police as "pigs". It's dangerous under stress when the word might be uttered and a good beating ensue.
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