I’m hoping for the old normal.

This is stupid. You know how hard it is to work for eight hours straightening shelves, stocking and fluffing up end caps with a mask on, fogging up your glasses, sliding up your chin.

Then this woman comes in the store without a mask on and I tell her that she is supposed to have a mask on and she claims she has a health condition. So I tell her that if any government people come in here and see her that we could get shut down.

So I go to the courtesy and tell them that in case we have any complaints that I have already spoken with the woman in question. And sure enough, by the time I get to the counter I have complaints that not only is this woman not wearing a mask but she is not social distancing.

Social distancing?

Ugh!

How about lack of highway distancing.

I’m on Six-Ninety-Five and this idiot in a Mercedes is driving by himself with a mask on sliding up around his eyes and can’t see the road and he comes to a dead top in the center lane of the interstate and I barely swerve around this asshole.

Mask, masks go away!

-Miss Ezz