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Sheeeet Sixteen
Applying the Chuck Norris Rule to Bytchez
© 2021 James LaFond
APR/24/21
Three worthy men chime in on the combat of blood-mad hymen among us.
I will comment at the end of this post in bold.
Interestingly a reader just sent me a picture of a Texas deputy for laughs—the faɡɡot looks like a starship trooper.
Welcome to Planet Faggotron!

"People" never cease to amaze me
Thu, Apr 22, 3:38 PM (2 days ago)
to JamesLaFond.com
Valerie Jarrett on Twitter: "A Black teenage girl named Ma’Khia Bryant was killed because a police officer immediately decided to shoot her multiple times in order to break up a knife fight. Demand accountability. Fight for justice. #BlackLivesMatter." / Twitter
Kathy Griffin on Twitter: "WARNING. How in the hell does this police officer think it’s a good idea to fire shots blindly into a group of teenagers having a fight. Yes one of them has a knife. Oh, that never happened in your school or neighborhood? She didn’t deserve to die. 16 years old. #makhiabryant" / Twitter
DEFUND & ABOLISH POLICE, REFUND OUR COMMUNITIES on Twitter: "Teenagers have been having fights including fights involving knives for eons. We do not need police to address these situations by showing up to the scene & using a weapon against one of the teenagers. Y’all need help. I mean that sincerely." / Twitter
Joy Reid on Columbus Police Shooting: I Remember Teachers Defusing Fights Where People Had Knives and Teachers 'Didn't Have Guns' (breitbart.com)
All these expert blademasters leave me in awe with their blasé acceptance of edged weapon attacks. Four feeble females say they’ve experienced so many knife attacks that they are completely confident in advising police how to conduct themselves in close-quarters combat.
I hereby challenge Valerie Jarret, Joy Reid, Cathy Griffin and that other twat to – please – show me how it’s done. I won’t suggest that they demonstrate against Dan Inosanto, Zorro, James LaFond, or any other lifelong escrimador, but simply a retired public servant (yours truly). I will have a standard kitchen knife of some sort, and none of the ladies will have guns (or spears, or halberds). We will be locked in a handball court for the duration.
Oh, what noises they will make!
Juan Stabone

The Chuck Norris Rule Redux - Your choices are being stabbed or going to prison
Inbox
Fri, Apr 23, 2:44 PM (18 hours ago)
to me, JamesLaFond.com
The Chuck Norris Rule Redux (or no good deed goes unpunished)
“Your choices are being stabbed or going to prison.”
For your reading pleasure, James:
Looks like the Woke state wants to make it a crime to bring a gun to a knife fight. The other side of the equation is that if juveniles of the oppressed race want to settle scores by knifing each other, the police should just back off and let them have at it. It’s just a knife fight after all. The kids were probably just ‘fighting for nicks and not for sticks’, just like in “Rebel Without a Cause”. Nothing serious you understand. See blog post.
The Lefty talking heads are spouting the usual nonsense about how the officer should have shot the knife out of the juvenile suspect’s hand or shot her in the leg and so on and so forth (they had seen such tactics work on TV after all). As usual the Lefty’s seek to minimize what the oppressed suspect did to provoke the cop into shooting her dead and at the same time demonize the White cop for having all of about 3 seconds to decide what he must do to prevent an attempted murder in progress and then acting decisively to stop said lethal assault. Naturally though the cop would have been severely chastised had he NOT intervened so decisively as well. It is typical of naive (as well as dishonest) people who summon the police to expect them to terminate a violent situation without hurting anyone. Their perceptions are governed in large part by what they see portrayed on television and in the movies.
See “Old White Guys and the Chuck Norris Rule”
The other lesson learned is that one should not expect fairness and rationality from the 'establishment’, i.e. the communists that are currently running the country. To them an act is only good or bad depending on which side committed it, their side or their opponent’s side. A thing is good if it advances the power and control of the communists and bad if does not. Keep in mind that all these acts of alleged police brutality are occurring in the jurisdictions controlled by the communists themselves. So the Left is both for and against what is happening. The Left creates these contradictory and nonsensical situations precisely to demoralize any opposition. It is intended to convince opponents that 'you can’t win’. No matter what, the triumph of the communist revolution is inevitable. So just accept your punishment and your disempowerment, you deplorables, and it will go easier on you (NOT!). Part and parcel of what is going on is an intent to demoralize the non-woke cops and drive them out of law enforcement altogether, so they can be replaced with ‘politically reliable‘ personnel. Police officers who can be counted on to prosecute violations against the political correctness narrative without mercy or restraint, while ignoring ‘real crime’ committed by the oppressed races, and seeing no contradiction or hypocrisy whatsoever in doing that.
So in the words of the Savior "be on your guard"! Know that no matter where it goes down, there is going to be a video camera(s) recording the event. Watch what you say and how you say it. Understand that things are being said and done precisely to bait you into reacting with anger and violence so you can be cast as the aggressor, the bully, in a street theater morality play. It won’t matter that you were minding your own business when you were first approached as that will not be shown on the video clip that goes viral. The troublemakers will seek to lure you into entering into a fight that you can’t win because they will have made sure that you are will be out-numbered and out-gunned. So “be as shrewd as snakes and as innocent as doves”. Whenever possible, make sure you have cameras recording your side of the story.
Oh, and reference “Tooling Up”. One should keep in mind that, for the time being at least, bringing a hammer to a gunfight can be fraught with peril for the hammer wielder. See links below for recent examples.
Suspect armed with hammer shot by homeowner in Lucerne Valley CA
TX: Hammer-wielding man breaks into Pearland home, shot multiple times after attacking gun-wielding homeowner, officials say
Of course, I don’t see self-protection as a binary choice, one or the other. One can and should have recourse to multiple weapons and tactics. Guns AND hammers. Not to mention swords, hatchets, knives, sticks, batons, stun guns, pepper spray, unarmed combat techniques and etcetera, etcetera. Does (did) Tiger Woods play golf with only one club? Oh, and did I mention lawyers too? They can hurt people even after they are dead. Not to mention the fact that, should you be unjustly charged with a crime in the act of defending yourself, your arraignment is likely to go much more favorably for you if you are represented by competent counsel. Such has been true since the Salem Witch Trials.
Jeremy
“Despair is typical of those who do not understand the causes of evil, see no way out, and are incapable of struggle.”
“It is true that liberty is precious; so precious that it must be carefully rationed.“
-Vladimir Ilyich Lenin (1870 - 1924), First Leader of the Soviet Union
“Where a government has come into power through some form of popular vote, fraudulent or not, and maintains at least an appearance of constitutional legality, the guerrilla outbreak cannot be promoted, since the possibilities of peaceful struggle have not yet been exhausted.”
-Ernesto “Che” Guevara. “Guerilla Warfare”, Ch. 1 : General Principles of Guerrilla Warfare
“I am sending you out like sheep among wolves. Therefore be as shrewd as snakes and as innocent as doves. Be on your guard; you will be handed over to the local councils and be flogged in the synagogues. On my account you will be brought before governors and kings as witnesses to them and to the Gentiles. But when they arrest you, do not worry about what to say or how to say it. At that time you will be given what to say, for it will not be you speaking, but the Spirit of your Father speaking through you.”
Matthew 10:16-20 (NIV)
Gun Free Zone
Your choices are being stabbed or going to prison
APRIL 22, 2021 BY J. KB
Your choices are being stabbed or going to prison
Valerie Jarrett
@ValerieJarrett
A Black teenage girl named Ma’Khia Bryant was killed because a police officer immediately decided to shoot her multiple times in order to break up a knife fight. Demand accountability. Fight for justice. #BlackLivesMatter.
10:13 AM · Apr 21, 2021
I am being black-pilled so hard over this Columbus shooting.
You know, absolutely know, this will be used against concealed carriers in self defense.
“You didn’t have to shoot that guy, he just wanted to knife fight you. You are the bad guy for bringing a gun to an impromptu knife fight.”
I can’t live in a post-fact/post-context society. I was not cut out to live in the Kafkaesque, obtuse, diktat-ruled Soviet system.
I’d rather have anarchy than that.

Fuck Guns! An American Perversion!
Fri, Apr 23, 8:24 PM (12 hours ago)
to me
In full agreement on your recent articles on the false illusion of guns. A couple of years back two fuckers with rifles were checking the farm house out from the road. I could have opened the safe and got the Remington pump primed, our poor man's AR -15, 30 round mag, but same reason you mentioned prevented me. A gun fight is a whole new legal game, but two gunmen against one "unarmed" man, slightly different, So, I grabbed my Viking spear and shield and charged them, screaming to God Odin of a human sacrifice now coming. They ran so fast I had no hope of catching them.
Another time I was threatened by three guys with a mongrel dog; this time I was clearing grass and had a pitch fork. They set dogarama onto me, whom I stabbed with the fork, the dog whelped, if that is the word for doggy fear and pain, and pissed of back to the fuckers.
The three had kitchen knives, but did not want to try their luck against three sharp prongs, so they too fucked off. the peasant's pitch fork is a vastly under-rated weapon, especially by the church of the sword.
Up close, given the Tueller drill, guns come out second to blades, especially pointy skewering fucking ones. It is not advertised by the gun groupies that under stress, most shots miss, even by skilled paper shooters.
Viking Age Barbarian

I have two reason for favoring the Chuck Norris Rule.
I think that savage bitches that want to stab each other should be permitted to do so. Any cop interfering with this should be sentences to fight me or Lynn Thompson with knives or machetes in a ring of burning tires attended by Rhawandan seconds.
I have never been able to handle a gun with competence because my hands shake. But my hand is always calm when holding a blade. I used to dream of being transported to a savage planet without guns, so I would be a man to reckon with. Thank you, GOD for bringing that planet ever closer to me!
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the woodsman     Apr 26, 2021

"I used to dream of being transported to a savage planet without guns, so I would be a man to reckon with. Thank you, GOD for bringing that planet ever closer to me!"

I say this sincerely: Your writing has truly helped me see the brighter side of things. Thank you.
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