8/13/21, onboard the California Zephyr
Do you recall the the evolutionary chart of man from your high school science class wall?
I seem to recall it went something like this:
Rampithicus
Astrolipicus
Homo Habilus
Gigantopithicus—big-ass dead-end dummy vegan...
Homo Erectus [adapting well to urban habitats as I write]
Homo Neanderthalus Sapiens [Humbaba, Grendel, Big Foot, King Kong, etc.]
Homo Sapiens—our weak, witty asses.
It has become obvious to me, recalling that chart of the hairy little guys walking upward into modernity, that we, after the heroes of Homer are only a fraction of the men that our forefathers were.
Eschewing science as entirely fake, how does one account for this?
-1865: Homo Industricus, machine-trained man
-1900: Homo Philanthropus, utopian-dreamer man
-1913: Homo Investorcus, money-grubbing man
-1945: Homo Atomicus, divinely risen man
-1965: Homo Collectivus, sublimely guilt-fallen man
-1975: Homo Addicticus, decadent man
-1985: Homo Inspectorcus, police-worshipping man
-1995: Homo Negropicus, negro-worshipping man
-2001: Homo Terroricus, terror-worshipping man
-2008: Homo Homeless, dispossessed man
-2016: Homo Correctus, media-worshipping man
-2020: Homo Pandemicus, disease-worshipping man
-2021: Homo Trannicus, dickless man
-2024? Homo Injecticus, butt-raped man—yes, I m predicting that by 2024, any man who cannot prove that he has been anally inseminated will have more severely limited rights than Homo Injecticus...
-2024? Homo Injecticus, butt-raped man—yes, I m predicting that by 2024, any man who cannot prove that he has been anally inseminated will have more severely limited rights than Homo Injecticus...
That only gives me 2.3 years to release