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The Crackpot is Cued by His Skeptic Niece on Shamdemic Simantics
© 2021 James LaFond
DEC/14/21
My dear Niece is surrounded by hysterical mask cultists who plunge daily further into their various government mandated rabbit holes of insanity. Despite this, she sometimes scans The Sim [media] for news from the whorl she thinks I will find entertaining.

I hope this isn’t pixelated
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Jamie
Wed, Sep 22, 3:57 PM (4 days ago)
The image is of a cartoon hooker hiphop babe saluting in a blue Bikini before an American flag.
What follows is the text dialogue between my darling niece and I:
Jamie: BTW the sim is getting weird again
Uncle Jimmy: What is that pic of? Send to my email please.
Jamie: Hope this isn't to pixilated.
Uncle Jimmy: Damn! Can you mail that bitch to me?
Jamie: I forgot to ask if you needed context for the Nicki Minaj picture.
Uncle Jimmy: Damn, that's her name?
Jamie: They tried to cancel her for questioning the safety of the V. And now mandate protestors are using a Barb pride flag to show support.
Uncle Jimmy: She is well-equipped for dissent.
Jamie: LOL. did you know who she was before this picture?
Uncle Jimmy: No, but who she should be is my slave girl! I would kill nine Bantu warriors and pile their heads in front of her father's mud and straw palace for her bride price.
Jamie: I laughed in real life! Thank you.
Uncle Jimmy: Thank you for the pinup art.
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