The following document was delivered to the plantation post office. Immediately sensing that I would be interested in the erudition of the municipal authorities, my man-servant rushed this to my study.
Notice of Construction
Stephanie Rawlings-Blake, Mayor [still eagerly awaiting her audience with the famous Caucasian author who does reside beside White Avenue]
William M. Johnson, Director [feet most assuredly on his desk]
White Ave From Belair Road To Selfton [Sefton] Raven [Avenue]
Blah, blah, blah…
Blah, blah…contact Mr. Emmanuel Foseh…or Mr. Idris Shahid.
The Department of Transportation: “Keeping Baltimore Moving Safely”
‘Selfton’ I get. Mr. Foseh’s secretary just hit an extra key, only 5 keys east of F and 6 keys east of E, barely the distance from her fingertip to the end of her designer nails, and he was possibly sneaking a peek down the blouse while pretending to proof the document. But could one of you math people please determine the probability of misspelling ‘Avenue’ as ‘Raven’?
Please.
Expiring minds wish to know.
Somebody at the office is a sports fan. Maybe tuned to ESPN radio with all the important issues they discuss.
"Keeping Baltimore moving safely"-They also have a sense of humor!