A twerk mad reader insists that we get with the post-apocalyptic tribal dance program by posting something that actual Harm City homeboys would be interested in.

"Look J you have a lot of readers that come to your site because you are really the only guy out there that writes candidly about Black America. As a man who also lives in Baltimore the way I see it is that black guys are essentially a case study in willful stupidity. I mean one out of ten is as smart as anyone else. But the rest pride themselves on being uneducated. That said, you have to give black guys credit for one stroke of genius. They have convinced virtually every woman on the planet, who is equipped to do so, that twerking is good. I watch twerking videos for hours—mulatto twerking, Brazilian twerking, redbone twerking—you name, it's out there! Get real J—get with the program and post this on your site—in the Man Cave!"

So Andrew, just to show you what a pal I am, I shall set aside the fact that I find this video offensive—and have therefore watched it numerous times in an attempt to figure out what is so offensive about it—and have posted it as per your request.

Okay, just wondering, the guy with the camera—does he actually get paid for this?

I just watched a 7 minute 'twerk vine'. Is this what a lobotomy is supposed to feel like?

After getting a glimpse into the twerking world feminism seems somewhat less potent.