The following document was passed on to me by hand, and has been making its way through the photocopiers of grocery stores for years it seems by the fade of the toner. I have not checked all of the information, and am just throwing it out there as something for the readership to kick around. I suppose the message is, when you start up your meth lab, don’t do it across the street from a theater, and don’t bring on anybody named Johnson as your second man. I would like to see a debate over the veracity and significance of this information between Jeremy Bentham and the ancient astronaut guy with the Max Headroom-as-Einstein hair.
A Historical Paradox
Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846
Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946
Lincoln was elected President in 1860
Kennedy was elected president in 1960
Their names each have seven letters
Both were shot on Friday, in the head
Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy
Kennedy’s secretary was named Lincoln
Both were succeeded by Southerners
Both were assassinated by Southerners
Both successors were named Johnson
Andrew Johnson succeeded Lincoln
Lyndon Johnson succeeded Kennedy
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939
Both assassins have fifteen letters in their names and were known by all three names.
Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse;
Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater.
Both were assassinated before trial
As a matter of fact James I was first made aware of this list some 52 years ago when a classmate read it aloud in school. Even Paul Harvey read it on his news and commentary radio show. It is an interesting set of coincidences for certain. One of those things that makes you go “hmmm”. Other than that, I don’t see that it has anything to do with anything at all. People do love their conspiracy theories, don’t they?
Oops, my bad. It must have been about 51 years ago. In any event, this list came out shortly after President Kennedy's assassination.
I told Ajay at dinner last night when she asked me why I posted this, as she had read it in school in the 90s, "I'm just testing Jeremy! he'll know when it came out."
Thanks for the information.