Boxing coach, crackpot Darwinist, extraterrestrial claimant, and world’s first diagnosed graphomaniac, James LaFond, offers a guide to managing women for the put upon combat athlete. When there are so few men, it is all of a sudden raining women! So, just to make sure you have enough man juice left for your fight on Saturday night, and to guard against some vixen embezzling the remains of your purse while you’re in training camp, the author has categorized women by type:

1. The perennial slave girl

2. The ineradicable, manipulative whore

3. The endangered manhood worshipping priestess

4. And the new girl on the social evolutionary block, the manizer

He goes on to detail methods for managing your man juice output in such chapters as:

And Why I Hate My Dick!

If you have money or can fight you are as good as laid. Now what do you do with that man eating monster looking up at you with puppy dog eyes?