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Hoodrat Hopocalypse
How Far Has The World’s Oldest Profession Fallen?
© 2015 James LaFond
JUN/18/15
The following day time talk show stills have been posted on Twitter. The photos all depict large black girls. Note: in Baltimore, in the black community, it is normal for children to have sex at age 12, with loss of virginity usually occurring between 10 and 14.
Chamicka, age 14, says she accepted Hot Pockets frozen toaster sandwiches for sex and would gladly do it again.
Nicole, age 15, says her and her 14 year old sister had sex with a man for a double cheeseburger. Whether it was the cheeseburger meal, and if it was supersized, was not made clear.
Kimberly, age 13, accused her dog of giving her a hickey on her neck.
And Chiquanna, age 14, says she had sex for a lobster buffet dinner.
The cheapest hooker in Baltimore worked out of a cab company’s garage in 1994, where she would service the divers—over 20 of whom were her customers—for $1 a piece!
The most creative hooker in Baltimore got a job at an ice house and, as the only female employee on the overnight shift, had the men chip in to do her work, and then visit her by turns in the woman’s room, which she basically turned into a companionship suite. This continued for some time and the owners were amazed that she could handle the work. Then, one pay day, the owners noticed that not only did she collect her pay first, but that she set up a milk crate stool and table arrangement, and the men all lined up to pay her, many dropping their entire paycheck on her makeshift desk.
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