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The Things That Bother Me Most About Living in Baltimore
© 2015 James LaFond
JUN/27/15
#5: "There could be a trash can right there in front of them, and they'd rather throw it on the curb or out their car window."
#4: "The safe! The women's breast—no matter how large or small—everything can be held in the compartment: cigarettes, debit cards, wallets, cell phones, money. They'll dig into those suckers until they find something. In the summer that's all we get, sweaty titty money. Some of these women are really good at it, have it down to an art, tits so big that they don't even need the bra for a compartment, they can just pack that stuff under there somewhere. Buy a purse!"
#3: "The [black] women who dress like they are still a hundred and twenty pounds and wear almost nothing, with their fat hanging out. Some of those spandex pants are stretched out so far they're translucent. There is minimal clothing in the summer time and everything hangs out, whether they're a hundred pounds or five hundred. It's disgusting."
#2: "Spitting! They [the blacks] just constantly hock loogies walking down the street. They hold their nose and snort it out, hock it up, and the worst is when they spit between their teeth. I can't stand spitting in general—I could throw up."
#1: "When niցցer men hold their dicks. They stand there, pants are almost off anyway. They will stand there and hold their penis and flick the head of their dick—almost like they're masturbating right on the streets. They do it while their talking to you, especially the young ones. I really think they're afraid they'll lose it, or someone is going to steal it in their sleep."
"There ought to be a law!"
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Ishmael     Jun 27, 2015

Sorry James never talk and type at the same time. Tiffany, #5 must have something to do with IQ. #4 put your money in your husbands jock strap, get even. #3 ruins my whole summer, cover up. #2 wait until you live with Cowboys. #1 no, hell no. Ismaels wife.
James     Jun 28, 2015

It might surprise you to know, as a person living where purses are the rule for women, that I have seen more than a few large black women pull a purse out of the breast sling compartment of their dress. these are chicks that are so big in the breasts that they eschew a support bra, for reasons I am not qualified to answer or even guess at. One—last month—had a full-sized purse under her left breast which was confined only by a tube top, and was pulled out from underneath, by reaching up past the enormous muffin top! The look on the Nepalese pizza parlor clerk's eyes, as the sweaty purse emerged from the sundrenched depths was precious!
Maureen     Jun 27, 2015

Oh my gosh funny!
Phil B     Jun 28, 2015

Spandex is a privilege, not a right ...
James     Jun 30, 2015

Ishmael replied on another article, I think concerning this comment, Phil, comment with this, which I think was intended as an example of someone who has earned the privilege.

Scarlett Johansson, Winter Solider. Ishmael.

I must concur.
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