Our superheavyweight, Cory, has grown weary of small dark Baltimoreans trying to shoot his big ass for the crime of being white during Harm City’s ongoing Summa A Bruthaly Luve. He is leaving us for less hostile climes at the end of the summer. We will be throwing a free agon for Cory at our appointed time and place.
Cory will pick his team from among the assembled fighters and the remnant shall attempt to beat down him and his honor guard.
Well, Big Man, I have a feeling I’ll be one of the bad guys. If so I’ll do my best to redeem the wretched marksmanship of our oppressed citizens.
Come on out and give a brutal send off to Modern Agonistic’s Foot Breaker on August 16th.
-James
