This is simply the best in the Truth About Series from Free Domain Radio. The fact that the Dalai Lama is essentially enmeshed worldwide with various spook organizations such as the CIA, the Japanese cult that conducted a Sarin gas attack, and various South American Nazis, really makes me thrilled that he survived the Chinese Communist takeover of Tibet. This old bald creep is a real life Doctor No, a man at the nexus of a web of global terror and child molestation and yet the winner of the Nobel Peace Prize!

I know Stefan expects me to be horrified and appalled that the global face of religious pacifism is in fact a smiling goon, but I am elated! My favorite historic figure was the Old Man of the Mountain, also known as the Grandfather of the Hashishins, who ruled 200 castled devoted to international murder from his citadel of Alamut, and was finally forced to eat himself by a bunch of Armenian knights, who outdid the Mongols in the cruelty dished out to their mutual foe. Authors like me need villains like the God-King to spin a decent yarn—thank you Stefan!