There are men so big and strong and athletic—a dozen or so of the hundreds I’ve interviewed—that they are able to grab a normal sized dude with one or two hands, and without hitting a leverage point, can then toss that person for yards [usually 1-3 yards] without any perceptible effort.

The following story was related to me by a third part, Dave, a shipyard welder, who had witnessed this incident the night before. I left some details out in the earlier account to avoid possible trouble for Grant.

Grant, the bouncer at The Barn bar and grill in Parkville, MD, and former college line-backer, was attacked on the parking lot by three smaller drunks wielding beer bottles. One bottle hit Grant’s head and winged off, tumbling in the air. Another bottle bounced off his shoulder. Still another missed.

He threw one man to the asphalt with a fireman’s carry scoop. The man stayed down. He grabbed another by the shoulder of his jacket with one hand and tossed him over a car. He seized the third under his armpits by the passenger side headlight of their car and slammed him back-first into and through the windshield. All three of the drunken twerps were incapacitated.

This is one of many such incidents I recorded where football players used cartoon like tactics to incapacitate smaller antagonists.