The Shockwave area denial tazer is being billed as a ‘man in the loop’ claymore with a conscience. If that sounds disappointing, keep in mind that after buying these things, security firms are going to sit some $10-an-hour chick who has smoker’s voice and can’t get paid doing phone sex anymore, down behind a monitor. After months of boredom she will see a hoodrat creeping furtively toward the area of remote denial as his older gang members hiss from the shadows, “Go on, Yo, that shit is wide open, bus’ dat bitch-ass glass!”