“Snowmen Assaulted By Boarder Jumpers & Spear Chuckers Over The Confederate Flag! Outrage? Wait 4 It!”
Ishmael, when I head out to Salt Lake City to meet you next year, do you need me to bring a hoodrat containment kit?
Are you sure?
I do speak three dialects of ebonics and might serve as a hostage negotiator.
My opinion, to the weak white boys flying a flag they were not man enough to defend, buy a Ugandan flag and fly that. This one is above your pay grade. Do you think the Mongols, the Hells Angels, the Outlaws, would let their colors go down like that?
Honestly, the thick dude was a trooper. The problem was, to deal with a group like this, having one combatant and one non combatant is worse than being alone. If we would have had two thick fighters this may well have been a brawl to a draw situation.
The skinny white boy broke the number one rule of hoodrat contact, he spoke.
Never speak to hoodrats, ever.
I'm embarrassed for the dude. No one in Utah (who can pass the background check) - and especially no one from Wyoming - has an excuse not to be packing. But then no one, packing or not, ought to "confront" anyone when it's 4-to-1 odds. (And they ought to spare a thought for George Zimmerman before jumping in to save their truck, guns blazing).
Utah used to be all right; and hell, I've lived in Camden, so Utah is freaking Eden compared. But still, there's been too much migration (particularly from California) and it's not quite as idyllic as it once was.
Hop down into Utah County when you come out, and I'll buy you some lunch.
Oh my! this happened in the heart of whitedom, it truly is the end of civilization as we know it. They can't be Wyoming Cowboys.