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Inspector Ratchet Lights the Warning Torch: Mongrel Hoodrats Have Breached Yo Adrian’s Wall With Combat Incubators!
© 2015 James LaFond
DEC/23/15
“So I saw this in Baltimore......oh wait it's my local mall. Fun times ahead.”
-Inspector Ratchet
Dude, my position was overrun 20 years ago! It’s about time their lead elements got to you rear echelon guys!
It sounds like you have breeder active in your sector, Inspector….
Seriously, with the names and appearances of the few stories from Lancaster and environs sent by you and Nero the Pict, it seems like you have a seriously inbred Latino-African-Norway hoodrat subspecies—perhaps the one that may metastasize globally. If you could ship me a live specimen via media mail—it’s cheaper—I would appreciate it, as I am soon to be beginning the Hoodrat Habitat Guide. Please, remember to poke holes in the box before you ship it out—and they eat Pop Tarts, with or without frosting. My landlord gets pissed over DOA parcels and I don’t need it famished when it hops out of the box in my laboratory...
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Inspector Ratchet     Dec 23, 2015

Combat incubators.....damn lol. You ain't wrong though the majority of issues I have is with the female variety whIle the most serious have been with males.

After a rash of shootings early this year stabbings are in the rise. Merry Christmas everyone and watch your back in those mass havens of heathen hoarding.
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