“The guy taking this pic had guts, Uraki Hai!!!”
-Mescaline Franklin
Okay, Mescaline, I understand you feel like you stumbled upon evidence that Sauran lives and that Saruman was as bad as all that and deserved what the Ents gave him. But, what is more important, is the fact that you have finally located T-Range, my detergent aisle clerk who disappeared on the #15 line in 2009, who was a bitch to replace, as he had an uncanny ability to open cases without a box cutter...
In any case, thanks for locating him, and I am glad that he seems to be thrilled to have left his life of nocturnal toil behind him for the joy of the hunt!
After all this I bet you this guy writes poetry and essays on theology..between biting chunks of flesh out of homeless guys.