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Sinus Soup
No, This is Not What Comes Out of Your Foe’s Broken Nose
© 2016 James LaFond
JAN/11/16
For a guy who has been punched in the nose to the point where one nostril is pretty much closed and the other has a cyst up by the sinus cavity by the eye, I do what I can to keep these passages open.
I snort saline solution three times a day.
Once a day I snort Listerine during cold and flu season.
Below is the soup I make for clearing my sinuses.
I use a quart and a half crock pot, which fits next to the coffee pot on top of the microwave.
Ingredients
One clove of garlic, sliced
One teaspoon of horseradish
One teaspoon of curry or cayenne powder
One quart of beef broth had for sale at the ghetto grocer’s for $1!
Directions
Heat it on high for three hours.
Put it down on low for an hour.
Grab some old socks with holes in them [Not the ones you used to clean the beer you spilled partying with Charmenique off the floor] to keep from burning your hands and dump it into something you can drink out of.
Mix it up with a spoon.
Down the hatch.
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Hdob     Jan 11, 2016

A horror story with a twist ending. I was so scared you were going to snort the soup!
Ishmael     Jan 12, 2016

Two tablespoons of Melindas XXX habanero sauce, hot mustard sauce, package of chicken broth, mix with water, bring to a boil, do not belch and run through sinuses.
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