Thank you for the link, Chris. Here at jameslafondyourmomisnotsafewithme.com, we are always looking for interns. In fact, I am currently looking for someone qualified to record an audiobook version of Xenophon’s Anabasis.
If you know the young lady, tell her it is okay to use the front door and not to be afraid of the bald, overweight black man at the door. His name is Abyad and he is in charge of all interns, and I assure you, quite ill-equipped to besmirch her honor.
Now that DEFINITELY needs a safety warning ... I'm not sure if it is meant to be serious or not but you owe me for a new keyboard and a can of cleaning solution for the monitor.
She gives blondes an bad name. You could brainwash her with a damp towel ...
Tell me that it IS a mickey take? Please??
Poor child!
Intern, huh? Let me know how that works out for you. Bwahahahahaha!
Good thing I've decided to devote my declining years to prayer and good works.
Oh, and there's that bridge in Brooklyn I'm selling....
"...You could brainwash her with a damp towel ..."
I got a good chuckle out of that.