“James,

“I’m one of your readers who came over from Taki’s on Ann Sterzinger’s recommendation. You have been an almost daily read since. I enjoy your take on the mommy state and all the monstrosity behind the big smile. I am interested in buying some of your books, in paper, please. I’m an old fart, but am not able to figure out the process. I see your list of material under biography, I’d like to get “When You’re Food” and the 4 parts of “Cities of Dust” to start. It seems over the last year or so you’ve reviewed everything on my bookshelf, I’d like to see you do one of my favorite movies, Siegfried and the sequel Krimhilde’s Revenge by Fritz Lang. I’m thinking your take on male –female relations would have fun with this.”

-Regards, Sam

First, thanks, Sam.

Sam, since I am hoping that thousands of other “old farts” have the same dilemma that you do, I have deleted your last name and reproduced your e-mail here, and will, answer it below.

You may purchase my print books by going to the network page via this link

…then finding and clicking on this link

…which looks like this on the network page: Books By James LaFond

This brings you to the most complete Amazon listing of my books.

There will be duplicate listings with higher prices. These are international versions with prices in Australian or Canadian money, I think. If there are two American versions of a Sunset Saga novel, get the DarkEyedGirl version. It is cheaper and has been professionally edited. The Punch Buggy Book version of these books just exist so that I can have my son send copies to reviewers, large breasted dancing girls, and such.

I have both volumes of the movie and have viewed and reviewed the first, here.

Now, as far as When You’re Food goes, wait a month for the Forever Autumn Books Edition to come out, which is expanded and has an interview with my by the publisher, Mescaline Franklin.

Thank you for your support, Sam, and remember that I set my books in old fart-friendly type, not as big as large print, but about halfway between magazine and large print, just a little smaller than what you see here.