A high-ranking martial arts person is making arrangements to entertain a visiting Filipino Martial Arts dignitary, and has told me, "I want him to have a martial arts orgasm, not fall asleep watching my people doing forms."

So, in April 2016 [the weekend will be determined within 10 days] I have agreed to book a half hour worth of fights on a Saturday at noon, and on the following Sunday at 1:00. I realize we have an extreme spread in experience. If you haven't been doing it for long we'll give you a matchup that you'll feel good about.

I realize this is short notice and we will be light, so I'll fight. It could be a chance for Brett or Charles to finally put a fork in this old turkey.

We will be doing:

1. stick

2. double stick

3. uneven stick

4. stick-boxing

Each match up will be a best of three round affair

1. a 90 second FMA style round scored by Guest

2. an untimed submission round

3. if a third round is required the Guest will decide what type of round it shall be

Sean, if you could make this event, I have a $300 handmade gladiatorial gauntlet, which you may have, if you go five rounds with me in dull machete duels—no pressure dude, we only have 7,500 readers.

Oh yes, if you take me out in three out of five, you can have my nickel-plated helmet, the modified hockey helmet you see me wearing in most of the machete duels Damien and I did. I promised the ladies this would be my last fight season. Actually, I quit fighting last year, but I owe this guy a favor. You can take a look at the arsenal in March and select our weapon sets to your liking, and take yours home to train with, since I made the challenge.

If anyone is interested call me for the location and date at 443-686-0598.