Below are two statements made to me about public figures this week, one figure being a bit more pleasing to the eye than the other…
An Anonymous Fighter I Train
“Miesha Tate lured me back to the UFC. There is something about her—a little Gypsy vibe—that really gets me going. It’s hard to explain this without sounding like a Nazi: I wouldn’t put a baby in it, but I’d leave my mark.”
The fighter received a nod of understanding.
Also, Bro, use lubricant under and on the condom to insure lack of issue in such low commitment cases of sleeping with the female enemy, not forgetting to consider the possibility of the two-ply Trojan shield should things get rough in the clinch. You don't want this babe coming after you for her child support.
A Black Female Reader from Virginia, Via E-mail
“I have a favor to ask... Will you be my master and sign my papers for me to work in Virginia if Trump becomes president? : )”
The reader received an e-pledge to be her White Daddy in autocratic times, with assurances that she would not be worked in the fields, but employed in the Big House.
The apocalypse comes when Women that look like that think that fighting is a career.
The response to the Black reader gave me a big chuckle.
really, she's a good girl. I would never put her out in the fields.