“The Conqueror” lets you in on a linguistic bitch-finding system which can be reverse engineered as a dating method.
Below is a sample of many of the nuggets of sexist wisdom contained in this great article:
“The girls can’t play any games because they can’t communicate with the guy. No whining, no shit tests and no anti-slut defense. How can she put you in the “friend zone” and talk to you about her problems if you don’t even speak the same language?”
My immediate thought upon reading his line was,
“No wonder I hit it off so well with black chicks and they’re always touching me!”